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	<description>Giving you hot aural HaHa! Two birds broad-casting from San Francisco.</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 14:04:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<copyright>&#xA9;Starlings 2003-2009</copyright>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Starlings!  Giving you hot aural HaHa!  Two birds broad-casting from San Francisco.		</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Starlings are a pair of beautiful women, or "birds" from San Francisco, California delivering uplifting, sexy audio comedy. Starlings Alicia Parks and Deniz Twelves provide absurd, hilarious commentary about their ridiculous daily lives. Exciting, controversial, and irreverent, Starlings comedy program will have you laughing out loud. Funny original content including songs, poems, characters, interviews, and regular items. Delightful items include: "What Did I See Today," "On The Road," "Octogenarian Corner," "Dr. Monkeypants Says," "Through The Dirty Looking Glass," and "Deniz's Advice."  Each unique episode opens with a silly affirmation. The cult audience is invited to participate by sending in emails with anecdotes, comments, and suggestions. The current schedule is bi-monthly on Wednesdays. The fast-paced episodes are approximately 30 minutes in length. The laughter invoking show is inspired by Russell Brand's comedic BBC Radio programs. The ultimate mission of the show is to make you laugh so hard you pee using Neuro-linguistic programming.</itunes:summary>
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		<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>Offend Us Your Ears</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Darling Listeners,
We apologize in advance for the content of this filthy, graphic, and highly sexual episode.
We hope you enjoy!
Starlings

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Darling Listeners,</p>
<p>We apologize in advance for the content of this filthy, graphic, and highly sexual episode.</p>
<p>We hope you enjoy!</p>
<p>Starlings
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				<itunes:subtitle>Darling Listeners,

We apologize in advance for the content of this filthy, graphic, and highly sexual episode.

We hope you enjoy!

Starlings </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Darling Listeners,

We apologize in advance for the content of this filthy, graphic, and highly sexual episode.

We hope you enjoy!

Starlings</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>episode 5,</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Starlings</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>Cougar * Bucks</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 06:38:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Greetings listeners! This episode is a doozy. We have podcast news, listener emails, an interview, regular items, and of course many laughs! Come along with us and learn that there is more than one kind of bunny. Cougars come in a spectrum of ages. Learn how to appreciate a hot barista near you. As always, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Greetings listeners! This episode is a doozy. We have podcast news, listener emails, an interview, regular items, and of course many laughs! Come along with us and learn that there is more than one kind of bunny. Cougars come in a spectrum of ages. Learn how to appreciate a hot barista near you. As always, please kindly send us submissions at starlingspodcast@gmail.com, and feel free to leave feedback here.</p>
<p>Please subscribe! Once we reach 1000 subscribers we pledge to do a very special video podcast, despite any misgivings we may have! </p>
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				<itunes:subtitle>Greetings listeners! This episode is a doozy. We have podcast news, listener emails, an interview, regular items, and of course many laughs! Come along with ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Greetings listeners! This episode is a doozy. We have podcast news, listener emails, an interview, regular items, and of course many laughs! Come along with us and learn that there is more than one kind of bunny. Cougars come in a spectrum of ages. Learn how to appreciate a hot barista near you. As always, please kindly send us submissions at starlingspodcast@gmail.com, and feel free to leave feedback here.


Please subscribe! Once we reach 1000 subscribers we pledge to do a very special video podcast, despite any misgivings we may have! 


</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>episode 4,</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Starlings</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>Brandisode</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 08:34:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to our Brandisode! Russell Brand is not only our muse, but Starlings met because of him. In this episode we take you along on our pilgrimage to see Russell Brand at a signing for his autobiography, My Booky Wook, in Los Angeles. 
Driving through the night and on location at The [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to our Brandisode! Russell Brand is not only our muse, but Starlings met because of him. In this episode we take you along on our pilgrimage to see Russell Brand at a signing for his autobiography, My Booky Wook, in Los Angeles. </p>
<p>Driving through the night and on location at The Grove, we detail our adventures and make you laugh!</p>
<p>We&#8217;d like to send our special love to Leanne Phillips from Pismo Beach who was with us at the signing. She has a fantastic website and blog about Russell Brand, please check it out! http://russellbrandlove.com/2009/05/04/meet-the-starlings/</p>
<p>As always, we welcome your feedback! starlingspodcast@gmail.com</p>
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				<itunes:subtitle>Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to our Brandisode! Russell Brand is not only our muse, but Starlings met because of him. In this episode we take ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to our Brandisode! Russell Brand is not only our muse, but Starlings met because of him. In this episode we take you along on our pilgrimage to see Russell Brand at a signing for his autobiography, My Booky Wook, in Los Angeles. 

Driving through the night and on location at The Grove, we detail our adventures and make you laugh!

We'd like to send our special love to Leanne Phillips from Pismo Beach who was with us at the signing. She has a fantastic website and blog about Russell Brand, please check it out! http://russellbrandlove.com/2009/05/04/meet-the-starlings/

As always, we welcome your feedback! starlingspodcast@gmail.com



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		<itunes:keywords>russell brand, road trip, los angeles,</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Starlings</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>Chitlinhood: The Musical</title>
		<link>http://starlings.podbean.com/2009/05/13/chitlinhood-the-musical/</link>
		<comments>http://starlings.podbean.com/2009/05/13/chitlinhood-the-musical/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 09:26:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>starlings</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Starlings are very excited to have completed our 2nd Episode, where we reminisce about childhood! While not all of the memories are wholesome, we manage to laugh at all of them.
The sound quality should be significantly better on this one than our first episode. We&#8217;re aiming for a very fast pace, let us know if [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Starlings are very excited to have completed our 2nd Episode, where we reminisce about childhood! While not all of the memories are wholesome, we manage to laugh at all of them.</p>
<p>The sound quality should be significantly better on this one than our first episode. We&#8217;re aiming for a very fast pace, let us know if you get lost or find the episode confusing.</p>
<p>Love,</p>
<p>Starlings
</p>
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				<itunes:subtitle>Starlings are very excited to have completed our 2nd Episode, where we reminisce about childhood! While not all of the memories are wholesome, we manage ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Starlings are very excited to have completed our 2nd Episode, where we reminisce about childhood! While not all of the memories are wholesome, we manage to laugh at all of them.

The sound quality should be significantly better on this one than our first episode. We're aiming for a very fast pace, let us know if you get lost or find the episode confusing.

Love,

Starlings</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:keywords>episode 2,</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Starlings</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>Spanks For The Mammaries</title>
		<link>http://starlings.podbean.com/2009/04/22/spanks-for-the-mammaries/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 08:43:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>starlings</dc:creator>
		
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		<itunes:keywords>episode 1,</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:author>Starlings</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:block>No</itunes:block>
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		<title>Spanks for the Mammaries</title>
		<link>http://starlings.podbean.com/2009/04/22/spanks-for-the-mammaries/</link>
		<comments>http://starlings.podbean.com/2009/04/22/spanks-for-the-mammaries/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 04:42:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>starlings</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to Starlings! We&#8217;ve worked very hard to get to this point, but we still have a lot of work to do! Please listen and give us feedback at starlingspodcast@gmail.com

]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to Starlings! We&#8217;ve worked very hard to get to this point, but we still have a lot of work to do! Please listen and give us feedback at starlingspodcast@gmail.com
</p>
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